STATUTORY RAPE: GET OVER IT

Statutory rape is bullshit. In a country built on rights for individuals, statutory rape goes against everything that America stands for.

The reason we have these ridiculous statutory rape laws is because Congress is run by old Christian cock-blockers. Just because they’re old, gray-haired an impotent they don’t want anyone else having fun.

The way I figure it is if the girl or boy is past the age of puberty, they’re old enough. It’s commonly said that young people these days or smarter than older people. That’s the premise “Are you smarter than a fifth grader” is based off of. If that’s so, don’t you think an adolescent knows what they want more than some old limp-dicks?

Here’s the statistics. Most statutory rape “victims” are female. Well, women develop faster than men. Not surprisingly, they tend to go after older guys, a trend that is also found among women. Is it not surprising then that older men are with younger women?

There’s another issue though, and it’s unwanted pregnancies. We’ll, I’m here to tell you that no matter how strict statutory rape laws are, these “victims” will still break the laws. As a result, there will be unwanted pregnancies.

To combat this, maybe we should be using more sexual education. None of this abstinence only crap though. Leave that to the congressional dinosaurs who are slowly but surely (and thankfully) dying off.

UNCERTAINTY

The mere fact that you’re reading this is absurd, because nothing will come of it or matter. Life is meaningless, besides the silly little meanings we give it.

We are germ-like in the big picture, in a universe so big that nothing we do will ever matter. For instance, people fret about global warming all the time. In the long run, though, it doesn’t matter if global warming is man-made or not, it’s still happening. We’re going to have another ice age. After that, the sun will either suck us in or explode. That’s even if nothing else hidden in space happens to annihilate us.

We only know about 1% of what’s in the universe. That’s even if we only have one universe. There are certain theories that claim we have more.

In space, there is no up or down, no left or right. We say space goes on for infinity, but that’s because infinity is a simple word. If we found out the actual distance, we would piss our pants in fear.

It’s scary to think about – in fact, people live day-to-day putting their faith in some higher-power to keep them from thinking about it. Even Einstein himself was a pantheist, which meant he believed the universe was God itself.

Even if there were some super deity being who watches us from the cosmos, that presents another problem: which is the true faith?

There are numerous religions claiming to be the correct religions, even some countering one another.

Popular Christians faiths believe if you don’t believe in their deity, you will burn in everlasting hell, which is supposedly worse than the existence we currently exist it.

Some say, “it’s believing that matters.”

I say, “bullshit.”

Those who say “it’s believing that matters” are the same that say “you give life meaning.”

To say that you give life meaning takes away from the meaning of the word “meaning.”

This is something humanity has struggled with forever. Some say that one day we’ll find out. Some say that one day we could get off this rock and infest the rest of space. But all mathematical attempts to reach light-speed (something needed to find inhabitable rocks in space) have all fallen apart.

Between the lazy blind-faith zealots and the industrial scientists who have their experiments backfire in their face, I think we should all just kill ourselves.

THE TRUTH ABOUT POLYGAMY

Women are constantly pestering us guys about our emotions and how we feel, but the truth is we don’t care the way women do. If you ask a guy what he thinks about the relationship, unless he’s a big romantic liar, he will not know what to say. The truth is, we don’t care.

We’re only staying with you because of the fact that nobody better has come along. The same, I think, applies for women, though it’s not culturally acceptable to show. I back up my argument with the statistic that women have a greater rate of cheating and infidelity than do men.

Men and women define “cheating” in different ways. Women do not consider themselves cheating unless the male is doing everything perfectly to please her – and we know that women are never satisfied. That’s why I believe in polygamy, where everyone can have sex with everyone. If we didn’t have the current system of human property in social relationships, such as marriage, polygamy would be much more accepted.

That’s why I support people in multiple-partner relationships. I also give credit to those who “cheat.”

The term cheat always astounded me the way it’s used in that context. It’s like saying a relationship is a game. If you look at it that way, most relationships do tend to be power struggles between the two people. Perhaps there’s some deeper form of dominance between seemingly innocent playing noticed with couples.

Another thing I’ve noticed in relationships is there’s always a lack of communication and honesty. Even the longest-standing couples I’ve known have had a lack of communication.

On the other hand, those in friends-with-benefits-relationships tend to have more honesty, perhaps because a lack of fear of losing their significant other.